With friends like this......

My dear friend Alison took me out tonight. We haven't seen each other in 3 weeks .... which in Alison & Meg time feels like FOREVER. So of course, we went shopping. We started off in Starbucks where she very nearly offended every homosexual in the near vicinity (including the one right in front of us). She might as well have opened her mouth and inserted one of both her feet.

After that we thought we'd hit up Claire's for some cheap nasty crap for our kids and somehow the extraordinary deal of not one, but TWO, Hannah Montana wigs for $11 was just more than we could possibly walk away from. After all, what would our daughters think if we just left the wigs hanging on the wall there? What would other people think of our love for our children? How could we stand to look at ourselves in the mirror if we did not make this incredibly ridiculous purchase?

Having stooped to such a low level, we figured things could not get any worse and hit up Winners. Brand names, low prices. Yeah. Uh huh. As we stood there look through the crappy soaps and body washes, I noticed some hats on a rack. I placed one on top of my amazingly over sized head and laughed.

"Ugh...I'm so not a hat person. Doesn't matter what kind of hat I wear, it doesn't look good. My sister, on the other hand, can put underwear on her head and look good."

"Yeah but that's cos she's cute"

Umm......ouch!?

Now, where did I stash those enemies?


Took her a minute to figure out why I was standing there staring at her with my mouth hanging open....before we both dissolved into laughter. I may have to downgrade her to just a normal friend.

I'm cute dammit!